Let’s give the
Clerk a hand
Who never
Palms off
Another brand
Burma-Shave 

His tenor voice
She thought divine
Till whiskers
Scratched
Sweet Adeline
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Old McDonald
On the farm
Shaved so hard
He broke his arm
Then he bought
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As you journey
Down the years
Your mirror is
The glass that cheers
If you use
Burma-Shave 

Cheer cheer
The gang’s
All here
Riding along
Three million strong for
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When you drive
If caution ceases
You are apt
To rest
In pieces
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All little rhyming
Jokes aside
Don’t be content
Until you’ve
Tried
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You can’t reach 80
Hale and hearty
By driving 80
Home from
The party
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Substitutes and
Imitations
Send ’em to
Your wife’s
Relations
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He married Grace
With scratchy face
He only
Got one day
Of Grace!
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College cutie
Pigskin hero
Bristly Kiss
Hero
Zero
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Buy a jar
Take it from me
There’s so
Much in it
The last half’s free
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He’s the boy
The gals forgot
His line
Was smooth
His chin was not
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Put your brush
Back on the shelf
The darn thing
Needs a
Shave itself
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It’s best for
One who hits
The bottle
To let another
Use the throttle
Burma-Shave 

Don’t pass cars
On curve or hill
If the cops
Don’t get you
Morticians will
Burma-Shave 

Give hand signals
To those behind
They don’t know
What’s in
Your mind
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Tho tough
And rough
From wind and wave
Your cheek grows sleek
With
Burma-Shave 

Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won’t dig in
Burma-Shave 

A shave
That’s real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave 

If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave 

In cupid’s little
Bag of trix
Here’s the one
That clix
With chix
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A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little Violet
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Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave 

Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
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We don’t
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at ’em
Burma-Shave 

If you want
A hearty squeeze
Get our
Female
Anti-freeze
Burma-Shave 

Can’t shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave 

The chick
He wed
Let out a whoop
Felt his chin and
Flew the coop
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Give the guy
The toe of your boot
Who tries
To hand you
A substitute for
Burma-Shave 

Ruddy cheeks
And face
Of tan
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma-Shave 

If your hubby
Trumps your ace
Here’s something
That will
Save his face
Burma-Shave 

Mug and brush
Old Adam
Had ’em
Is your husband
Like Adam, Madam?
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25 prizes
Every week
Thruout the football season
You’ll find you’d rather
Use no lather
B’golly there’s a reason
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To shaving brush
I need
Not cling
I will not hush
Of thee I sing
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Hit ’em high
Hit ’em low
It’s action rooters crave
Millions boast — millions toast
The All-American shave
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He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
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Your beauty, boys
Is just
Skin deep
What skin you’ve got
You ought to keep
Burma-Shave 

The answer to
A shaver’s dream
A greaseless
No brush
Shaving cream
Burma-Shave 

When cutting
Whiskers
You don’t need
To leave one half
Of them for seed
Burma-Shave 

Golfers!
Hole in one
Is quite a feat
Unless that hole
Is in your meat
Burma-Shave 

If you
And whiskers
Do hobnob
Some sailor gob
Will steal your squab
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If you’re just
An average man
Wanting to look
The best you can
Use
Burma-Shave 

The cream
Preserves
Pa’s razor blade
The jar preserves
Ma’s marmalade
Burma-Shave 

From Saskatoon
To Alabam’
You hear men praise
The shave
What am
Burma-Shave 

Stomach ache!
Doctor —
Toothache!
Dentist —
Whiskers!
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Bathroom shelf
Surprises me
From shaving clutter
It’s now free
I’m using
Burma-Shave 

Salesmen, tourists
Camper-outers
All you other
Whisker-sprouters
Don’t forget your
Burma-Shave 

Paper hangers
With the hives
Now can
Shave with
Carving knives
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Romances are wrecked
Before they begin
By a hair
On the coat
Or a lot on the chin
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