Uncle Rube
Buys tube
One week
Looks sleek
Like sheik
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It’s a good
Old Spanish custom
Take your mug
And brush
And bust ’em
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No matter how
You slice it
It’s still your face
Be humane
Use
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Hello druggist
I don’t mean maybe
Yes
Sir!
That’s the baby
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Half a pound
For
Half a buck
Come on shavers
You’re in luck
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Is he
Lonesome
Or just blind–
This guy who drives
So close behind?
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Golfers!
If fewer strokes
Are what you crave
You’re out of the rough
With
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Pedro
Walked
Back home by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
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Substitutes
Can do
More harm
Than city fellers
On a farm
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Pat’s bristles
Scratched
Bridget’s nose
That’s when
Her wild irish rose
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The hobo
Lets his
Whiskers sprout
It’s trains–not girls
That he takes out
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A beard
That’s rough
And overgrown
is better than
A chaperone
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Drinking drivers
Don’t you know
Great bangs
From little
Binges grow?
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Shaving brush
All wet
And hairy
I’ve passed you up
For sanitary
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I know
He’s a wolf
Said riding hood
But Grandma dear,
He smells so good
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Makes shaving
A
Grin game
Not
A skin game
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A shave
That’s real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
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The cannoneers
With hairy ears
On wiry whiskers
Used tin shears
Until they found
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The tube’s
A whopper
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
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Moonlight
And roses
Whiskers
Like Moses
Just don’t go together
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The millionth man
Has joined
Our ranks
Of happy shavers
Many thanks!
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Travelers!
All
You need is
A razor
And
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Late risers!
Shave in just
2 minutes flat
Kiss your wife
Grab your hat
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We don’t
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at ’em
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Paper hangers
With the hives
Now can
Shave with
Carving knives
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Wild men pulled
Their whiskers out
That’s what made
Them wild
No doubt–
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Look
Don’t listen
Pop is trying
A substitute
Instead of buying
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Little Bo-Peep
Has lost her Jeep
It struck
A truck
When she went to sleep
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A man
A miss
A car–a curve
He kissed the miss
And missed the curve
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Whiskers
Easy come,
You know
Why not make them
Easy go?
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Bargain hunters
Gather ’round
For fifty cents
Still
Half a pound
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Other things have
Gone sky high
Half a dollar
Still will buy
Half pound jar
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From New York town
To Pumpkin Holler
Still
Half a pound
For half a dollar
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A big
Improvement
Since the war
Is now on sale
In your drug store
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Tube immense
Still
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
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Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
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The bearded lady
Tried a jar
She’s now
A famous
Movie star
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Jonah took
No brush
To mop his face
Where Jonah went
He needed space
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The game laws
Ought to
Let you shoot
The bird who hands you
A substitute
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Bachelor’s quarters
Dog on the rug
Whiskers to blame
No one
To hug
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