Where are the Burma Shave Signs?

Hear about
The jolly tar
It smelled so good
He ate
A jar
Burma-Shave 

Cooties love
Bewhiskered places
Cuties love the
Smoothest faces
Shaved by
Burma-Shave 

Free! Free!!
A trip
To Mars
For 900
Empty jars
Burma-Shave 

After one trial
You’ll want more
At the next
Good drug store
15 for 25 cents
Burma-Shave Blades 

Here’s the winning
Shaving team
The perfect blade
The perfect cream
Burma-Shave Blades 

Sharpest blade
Ever made
Comfort speed
Guaranteed
15 for 25 cents
Burma-Shave Blades 

Hardly a driver
Is now alive
Who passed
On hills
At 75
Burma-Shave

Darling I am
Growing old
Nonsense!
Do as you
Are told — get
Burma-Shave 

A whiskered gent
At a bazaar
Paid for
A kiss
But got a jar
Burma-Shave

Drive like
A railroad engineer
Take it easy
When the road’s
Not clear
Burma-Shave

Mirror on
The bathroom wall
What’s the
Smoothest shave
Of all?
Burma-Shave 

Try a tube
The cream
That’s in it
Is making friends
A man a minute
Burma-Shave 

Soap’s
That irritate
Their mugs
Turn jolly gents
To jitterbugs
Burma-Shave 

Past
Schoolhouses
Take it slow
Let the little
Shavers grow
Burma-Shave 

Mom and Pop
Are feeling gay
Baby said
As plain
As day
Burma-Shave

Listen shavers
Knock on wood
When offered
Something
“Just as good”
Burma-Shave 

Bargain hunters
Gather ’round
Fifty cents
Buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave 

From New York town
To Pumpkin Holler
It’s half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Burma-Shave 

Political pull
May be
Of use
For razor pull
There’s no excuse
Burma-Shave

Free
Illustrated
Jingle book
In every
Package
Burma-Shave 

You’ll love your wife
You’ll love her paw
You’ll even love
Your mother-in-law
If you use
Burma-Shave 

For painting
Cow-shed
Barn or fence
That shaving brush
Is just immense
Burma-Shave 

When the jar
Is empty
Wife begins to sing
“For spices, jam & jelly
That jar is just the thing”
Burma-Shave 

Lawyers, doctors
Sheiks and bakers
Mountaineers and undertakers
Make their bristly beards behave
By using brushless
Burma-Shave 

Several million
Modern men
Will never go back
To the brush again
Burma-Shave 

Little shavers
Don’t overlook
Illustrated
Jingle book
In every package
Burma-Shave 

It’s not toasted
It’s not dated
But look out —
It’s imitated
Insist on
Burma-Shave 

Shaving brush
Was like
Old rover
When he died
He died all over
Burma-Shave 

Wise old Sandy
Shopped around
This is what
Old Sandy found
50 cents buys half a pound
Burma-Shave 

The answer to
A maiden’s
Prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair
Burma-Shave 

Shaving brush
Don’t you cry
You’ll be a
Shoe dauber
By and by
Burma-Shave 

Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin — use
Burma-Shave 

Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave 

Everything
In it
Is fine
For the
Skin
Burma-Shave 

He played
A sax
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched
So she let him go
Burma-Shave 

Bridge prize
For men
Just half a buck
Try it, hostess
Change your luck
Burma-Shave 

Thrifty shavers
Now are found
Buying shaves
By the pound
One lb. jar 85 cents
Burma-Shave 

You know
Your onions
Lettuce suppose
This beets ’em all
Don’t turnip your nose
Burma-Shave 

Tube
Immense
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
Burma-Shave

Keep well
To the right
Of the oncoming car
Get your close shaves
From the half-pound jar
Burma-Shave 

Be a modern
Paul Revere
Spread the news
From ear
To ear
Burma-Shave 

Whiskers long
Made Samson strong
But Samson’s gal
She done
Him wrong
Burma-Shave 

At Xmas time
And birthdays too
We solve
Your problems right
For you — give
Burma-Shave 

Half a buck
Half a pound
No substitute
Is ever found
For
Burma-Shave 

Enthusiastic user
Henry J. McLass
Spreads our product
On the lawn
When he cuts the grass
Burma-Shave 

The happy golfer
Find with glee
The shave
That suits him
To a tee
Burma-Shave 

Eeny-meeny
Miny-mo
Save your skin
Your time
Your dough
Burma-Shave 

Shaving brush
Is out of date
Use the
Razor’s
Perfect mate
Burma-Shave 

If substitution
He should try
Just look that clerk
Right in the eye
And bellow
Burma-Shave 

Riot at
Drug store
Calling all cars
100 customers
99 jars
Burma-Shave

To get
Away from
Hairy apes
Ladies jump
From fire escapes
Burma-Shave 

Special treatment
Every hair
Holds it up
And cuts
It square
Burma-Shave 

Your razor
Floats thru
The hair
With the
Greatest of ease
Burma-Shave

Ed’s face
Is rough
And rugged
Ed’s wife
Doesn’t hug Ed
Burma-Shave 

Shaving brush
And soapy smear
Went out of
Style with
Hoops my dear
Burma-Shave 

To every man
His shave
Is best
Until he makes
The final test
Burma-Shave 

Smith Brothers
Would look immense
If they’d just
Cough up 50 cents
For half pound jar
Burma-Shave 

Jimmie said a naughty word
Jimmie’s mother overheard
Soapsuds? No!
He preferred
Burma-Shave 

Congressman Pipp
Lost the election
Babies he kissed
Had no protection
To win — use
Burma-Shave

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