Be thankful we're
not getting all the government we're paying for.
Never miss a good
chance to shut up.
Life is not about
how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
lawyers, and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler
when you plough around the stump.
enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't sell your
mule to buy a plough.
something meaner than you.
It don't take a
very big person to carry a grudge.
When you wallow
with pigs, expect to get dirty.
Most of the stuff
people worry about never happens.
Don't squat with
your spurs on.
silence is sometimes the best answer.
with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot
to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It's better to be
a has-been than a never-was.
A wink's as good
as a nod to a blind mule.
If you find
yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
There never was a
horse that couldn't be rode, there never was a rider that couldn't be
When in doubt, let
your horse figure it out.
successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
He's all hat and
Never hire the
people you drink with.
A man afoot is no
man at all.
When a bad man
dies he either goes to hell or the Pecos.
A good fence
should be pig tight, horse high, and bull strong.
Don't worry about
bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot
bigger'n you think.
comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
If you're ridin'
ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then, to make sure
it's still there with ya.