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You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.
Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
Most homes have more firearms than people.
Kids ask, "What's a mosquito?"
People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are
automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.
You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you're
wearing shorts.
If you haven't worked for Motorola at some time, you must be a newcomer.
You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
You know a swamp cooler
is not a happy hour drink.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from
Arizona.
You take rain dances
seriously.
You've signed so many
petitions to recall governors you can't remember the name of the
incumbent.
When a rainy day puts you
in a good mood.
When you drive two miles
around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the dead of
winter.
You feed your chickens
ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
You "hug" a cactus only once in your lifetime.
When you have to look up "mass transit" in the dictionary.
A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it
off your driveway.
You wear a bola tie.
You take a stroll on Ho
Hum Way.
The beer is chilled and
filled with chili.
A haboob happens.
Petrified doesn't mean
scared.
Standin' on the corner
sounds good.
The temperature drops
below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.
You've experienced
condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
You would give anything
to be able to splash cold water on your face.
You can attend any
function wearing shorts and a tank top.
You realize that asphalt
has a liquid state.
Compiled and
edited by
Kathy Weiser/Legends
of America, updated March,
2010.
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