You Know You’re In Arizona When ….
You think Taco Bell is
the local phone company.
You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.
You can be in the snow, then drive for an
hour...and it will be over 100 degrees.
You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car, because
your steering wheel is so hot.
The best parking is determined by shade.....not distance.
You run your air
conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
You realize that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance.
You can make sun tea instantly.
Hotter water comes from the cold water
tap than the hot one.
It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the streets
are totally empty of both cars and people.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
Sunscreen is sold year round and kept right at the checkout counter.
You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.
Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools
will actually buy them. Worse.....some fools actually try to jog.
You can pronounce Saguaro, Tempe, San
Xavier, Canyon de Chelly, Mogollon Rim, and Cholla.
You can understand the reason for a town named "Why"
You can fry an egg on the hood of a car in the morning.
You know hot air balloons can't rise
because the air temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.
No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.
You see two trees fighting over a dog.
You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing funny.
You see more irrigation water on the
street than there is in the Salt River
You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves