You Know You’re In Missouri When …
You think everyone from a bigger city has an
You failed world
geography in school because you thought Cuba, Florida, Versailles,
California, Nevada, Houston, Cabool, Louisiana,
Springfield, and Mexico
were cities in
The phrase, "I'm going to the Lake this weekend," can mean only one thing.
Little smokies are something you serve on special occasions.
know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
is a hero.
You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar.”
You've ever had to
switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You know all 4
seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Construction
You can't think of anything better than
sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a
You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go to
You know that Concordia is halfway between Kansas City and Columbia,
and Columbia is halfway between
St. Louis and Kansas City, and
Warrenton outlet mall is halfway between Columbia and
You know that Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney and Mark Twain are all from
You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.
You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut.
You can tell the difference between a
horse and a cow from a distance.
You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.
There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for
The local gas station sells live bait.
Your radio buttons are preset buttons are country.
"Vacation" means driving
to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags.
Down south to you means