A woman living in a rural area wanted to have an
that wouldn't stink. She advertised it in the local papers for a
contractor that could build such a structure.
After some time, a contractor applied for the job and
guaranteed that the
would not have any odor. He got the job.
Sometime after completing the construction, the man got
a frantic call from the woman, "You'd better get here fast! That
has a terrible smell!"
He rushed over, went to the
poked his head through the door and exclaimed,
"No wonder it stinks! You pooped in it!"
Outhouse Joke #3
Ma was in the kitchen
fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa! You need to go out
and fix the
Pa replies, "There
ain't nuthin wrong with the
Ma yells back, "Yes
there is, now git out there and fix it."
So......Pa mosies out
looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with
Ma replies, "Stick yur
head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I
ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick
yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks
his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't
nuthin wrong with this
Ma hollers back, "Now take
your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his
head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is
stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,
"Hurt's, don't it ?!"