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Outhouse Joke #1
There was once a country boy who hated using the outhouse because it was
hot in the summer and freezing in the winter...plus it stank all the time.
The outhouse
was situated on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he
would push that
outhouse into the creek.
So one day after a spring rain the creek was swollen so the little boy
decided today was the day to push the
outhouse
into the creek. He got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the
outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
Knowing this meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied,
"Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it,
son?"
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The boy answered yes. Then
he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George
Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble
because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that
cherry tree."
 Outhouse
Joke #2
A woman living in a rural area wanted to have an
outhouse
that wouldn't stink. She advertised it in the local papers for a
contractor that could build such a structure.
After some time, a contractor applied for the job and
guaranteed that the
outhouse
would not have any odor. He got the job.
Sometime after completing the construction, the man got
a frantic call from the woman, "You'd better get here fast! That
outhouse
has a terrible smell!"
He rushed over, went to the
outhouse,
poked his head through the door and exclaimed,
"No wonder it stinks! You pooped in it!"
Outhouse Joke #3
Ma was in the kitchen
fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa! You need to go out
and fix the
outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There
ain't nuthin wrong with the
outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes
there is, now git out there and fix it."
So......Pa mosies out
to the
outhouse,
looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with
the
outhouse!"
Ma replies, "Stick yur
head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I
ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
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Ma says, "Ya have to stick
yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks
his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't
nuthin wrong with this
outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take
your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his
head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is
stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,
"Hurt's, don't it ?!"
Outhouse Joke #4
Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a
walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answer a call of
nature. Spying an outhouse, he excused himself.
Jenny Sue waited for Hank...and waited, and
waited. Finally, she looked inside and saw Hank stirring around in the
outhouse muck with a stick. "Hank, what the hell are you doing, stirring
in the shit?" she yells.
"I dropped my jacket down the hole, " he
complains. "It's the one my momma gave me."
Jenny Sue shakes her head. "You're crazy
... you're not gonna wear that thing now, are you?"
"Hell no, " Hank assures her, "but there's
a baloney sandwich in one of the pockets!"
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