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Famous people say the darndest things!! Sometimes, these statements are so crazy sounding that they can make you down right afraid! At the very least, they will make you wonder about the people that we have made famous!!

If you don't see your "favorite" celebrity who is notorious for spilling a mouthful of "mush," jump to the end. We've given some of these "famous" people their own special category!




Jurassic Park"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin." - Laura Dern, actor, about the special effects in the movie Jurassic Park.

"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?” - Cynthia Heimel, Author



Albert Einstein"Only two things are infinite,

the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure

about the former."

- Albert Einstein


(One of the few non-stupid quotes on these pages!)


"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.” - Doug Collins, basketball commentator

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, California Governor and actor

"I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.” - George Wallace 1968 presidential campaign

Shaquille O'Neal"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece 

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower, 34th President of the United States.

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" - Jessica Simpson

"When I see someone who is making anywhere from $300,000 to $750,000 a year, that's middle class." - Fred Heineman, former Republic representative from North Carolina


"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - Radio broadcaster, UK

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

"I wouldn't run for president. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house." - Bono, lead singer, U2


"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on." - Samuel Goldwyn, early Hollywood movie producer.


"A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? It's a proof. A proof is proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it is proven." - Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien




Michael Jackson"I'm not Jacko, I'm Jackson... 'Wacko Jacko' - Where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me, it's not nice." - Michael Jackson


"That's not a place where I'm considered good-looking." - Mark Hoppus, founding member of the pop punk band blink-182, on why he's never been to Kenya.

"To me, the greatest book of all time is "The Bible" because there's some religious stuff in it!" - Jim Rosenberg, author.

Imelda Marcos"I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's so petty." - Imelda Marcos, former First Lady and a political figure in the Philippines.


"We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover." - Parish Magazine


"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean." - Basepall Player Pedro Guerrero on reporters.

"Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama." - Beyonce Knowles, singer and actress.

"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player.

"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5." - Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

Jerry Lewis"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius." -  Jerry Lewis, comedian

"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer

"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." - Andre Dawson, former professional baseball player, on being a role model

"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by trawlers and nets." - British government report on why cod fish are disappearing from the North Sea

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer

"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline


Jennifer Lopez"I have the stardom glow." - Jennifer Lopez, singer

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean, former professional baseball player

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn, early Hollywood movie producer.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Danny Ozark, Phillies manager

"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants' broadcaster



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