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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!

If money is the route of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them.

i souport publik edekasion.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I don't drive fast. I fly low.
Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh.
I'm always like this. Why do you ask?
My horse can buck off your honor student.

Now That You Are Kissing My Bumper... Wanna Get Married?!?!?!
Bigger the hat, better the cowboy!
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
Friendly fire isn't.
One man's religion is another man's belly laugh.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes
I brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!
I had a handle on life but it broke!

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

My Kharma Ran Over Your Dogma .

I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate.
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want?
Cowboy is a state of mind.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist
UFO's are real - The Air Force doesn't exist.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Hey idiot - You're driving a car, not a phone booth

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
Born free...Taxed to death
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog
Rehab is for quitters!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
It's been Monday all week!

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
No radio - Already stolen
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy
Happiness is good health and bad memory.
Fight mad cowboy disease.
Student Driver. Get the hill out of my way!
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be ... ?"

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