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Now That You Are Kissing My
Bumper... Wanna Get Married?!?!?!
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Bigger the hat, better the cowboy!
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Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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Friendly fire isn't.
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One man's religion is another man's belly laugh.
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Cover me. I'm changing lanes
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I
brake for no apparent reason.
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
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I used up all my sick days
so I called in dead!
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I had a handle on life but it broke!




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Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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There are two kinds of
drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
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If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or
something like
that
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Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
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If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy
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Happiness is good health and bad memory.
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Fight mad cowboy disease.
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Student Driver. Get the hill out of my way!
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And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be ... ?"
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