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Remember always that
California has virtually
no weather to contend with. For three months of the year rain appears; for
the remaining nine months it is eliminated entirely. And so, with a
country of rare picturesqueness for a background, a people of rare beauty
for actors, everybody more or less permeated with the artistic instinct
and everybody more or less writing poetry -
California has a pageant for
breakfast, a fiesta for luncheon and a carnival for dinner. They are
always electing queens. In fact any girl in
California, who hasn't been a
queen of something before she's twenty-one, is a poor prune.
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Vintage San Francisco
Postcard
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In the country, especially in the wine
districts where the merrymaking sometimes lasts for days, these festivals
are beautiful. In the city it depends largely, of course, on how much the
commercial spirit enters into it; but whether they are beautiful or the
reverse, they are always entertaining. Single streets, for instance, in
San Francisco, are always having carnivals. The street elects a king and
queen, plasters itself with bunting, arches itself with electric lights,
lines its curbs with temporary booths, fills its corners with shows, sells
confetti until the pedestrian swims in it -and then whoops it up for a
week. All around, north, south, east, west, every other street is
jet-black, sleeping decorously, ignoring utterly that blare of color, that
blaze of light, that boom of noise around the corner. They should worry -
they're going to have a carnival themselves next week. Apropos, a
San Francisco paper opened its story of one of these affairs with the
following sentence: "Last night (shall we call him Hans Schmidt?) was
crowned with great pomp and ceremony king of the - Street Carnival, and
fifteen minutes later, with no pomp and ceremony whatever, he was arrested
for petty larceny." Billy Jordan was made King of the Fillmore Street
Carnival. Now Billy Jordan, who was over eighty years of age, had served
as announcer for every big boxing contest in
San Francisco since - well,
let's say, since San Francisco was born. He always ends his ring
announcement with the words, "Let her go!" The reporters say that in the
crown and scepter, the velvet and ermine of a king, he opened the Fillmore
Street Carnival with "Let her go!". And for myself, I choose to believe
that story. The queen of this carnival - her first name was Manila, by the
way - a pretty girl of course, was a picturesque detail in the city life
for a week. In velvet, ermine and brilliant crown, she was always flashing
from place to place in an automobile, surrounded by a group, equally
pretty, of ladies in waiting. When the deep, cylindrical cistern-like
reservoir on Twin Peaks was finished, they opened it with a dance; when
the Stockton street tunnel was finished, they opened it with a dance; when
the morgue was completed they opened that with a reception.
The San Francisco
papers reflect all this activity, and they certainly make entertaining
reading. For one thing, the annual crop of pretty girls being ten times as
large there as anywhere else, and photography being universally a fine
art, the papers are filled with pictures of beautiful women.
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Women at Seal Rocks in front of the famous
Cliff House, Standard Scenic Co., 1907.
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They are the only papers I have ever seen in
which the faces that appear on the theatrical page pale beside those that
accompany the news stories. The last three months of my stay in
San Franciscoo I cut out all the pictures of pretty girls from three
newspapers. They included all kinds of women - society, club, athletic,
college, highbrow, low-brow; highway-women, burglaresses, forgeresses and
murderesses. I have just counted those pictures three hundred and
fifty-four - and all beautiful.
When I received my paper in the morning -
until the war made that function, even in
California, a melancholy one - I
used to look first at the pictures of the women. Then always I turned to
the sporting page to see what record had been broken since yesterday and,
if it were Saturday morning (I confess it without shame), to read the
joyous account of Friday night's boxing contest. And, always before I
settled to the important news of the day, I read the last "stunt."
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Picturesque "stunts" are always being pulled
off in San Francisco. Was it the late lamented Beachey flying with a
pretty girl around the half-completed Tower of Jewels, was it a pretty
actress selling roses at the Lotta Fountain for the benefit of the
Belgians, it was something amusing, stirring and characteristic. Always
the "stunt" involved a lot of pretty girls and often it demanded the
services of the mayor. I shall regret to the end of my days that I did not
keep a scrapbook devoted to Mayor Rolph's activities. For being mayor of
San Francisco is no sinecure. But as most of his public duties seemed to
involve floods of pretty girls - well, if I were a man it would be my
ambition to be mayor of San Francisco for the rest of my life.
The year I spent in
California they were
building the Exposition. They made of that task, as they make of every
task, a game and a play and a lark - a joy and a delight - even though
they were building under the most discouraging conditions that an
exposition ever encountered. But nothing daunts the Californian, and so
wood and iron, mortar and paint, grew steadily into the dream city that
later fronted the bay.
As I think it over, I am very glad that I did
not tell the Californiacs how beautiful Massachusetts is. Because it would
only have bewildered them. I am glad that I did not mention to them that I
shall always cherish a kind of feeling for Massachusetts that I can
develop for no other spot. Because it would only have hurt them. You must
not tell a Californiac that you love any place but
California or that you
have found beauty elsewhere. It's like breaking an engagement of marriage
with a girl. It's like telling a child that there's no such person as
Santa Claus. There's no tactful way of wording it. It simply can't be
done. And I am very glad that I told the Californiacs all the time how
much I love
California, how much I love
San Francisco. For beauty,
California is like the fresh, glowing, golden crescent moon; it is waxing
steadily to a noble fullness of development; and
San Francisco is like the
glittering evening-star; it fills the Pacific night with the happy
radiance of its light and life. I think of
California always - with its
unabated fighting strength - as a champion among States. It takes the
stranger - that champion State - under its mighty protection and gives him
of its strength and happiness. It is more fun to be sick in
California
than to be well anywhere else. And I think of
San Francisco always - the
spirit of Tamalpais in the air - as an Amazon among cities. Its people
love "the city" because, within the memory of man it was built, and within
the memory of child, rebuilt. They themselves helped to build and rebuild
it. They have worked and fought for it through every inch and instant of
its history. It takes the stranger - that Amazon city - into its great,
warm, beating mother-heart. If you are sick it makes you well. If you are
sad it makes you glad. It infuses you with its working spirit. It inspires
you with its fighting spirit. It asks you to work and fight with it.
Massachusetts never permitted me to work or fight for it. Woman is as yet,
in no real sense, a citizen there. And the result is that I love
California as I love no other State, and
San Francisco as I love no other
city. I have no real criticism to bring against the Californiac. In fact,
reader - ah, I see you've guessed it. I'm a Californiac myself.
Added June, 2008
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