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Mr. Masterson cut short
the suspense.
"You murderers," he cried
to the waiting Updegraffe and Peacock, "might better begin to fight right
now!"
"For Shooting Inside
of City Limits"
Mr. Updegraffe's bullet
buried itself in the side of a Pullman. Mr.
Masterson's bullet drove a 5-inch splinter of rib through Mr.
Updegraffe's lungs, Mr. Peacock took refuge behind the calaboose, from
which coign he fired wild and high, breaking four-story windows in a
far-away block. Mr. Masterson shot
twice at Mr. Peacock, and missed him by a breath. The scars of those two
bullets still show on the side of
Dodge's
calaboose. Mr. Masterson, aiming to
dislodge him, charged the entrenched Mr. Peacock. When he arrived at the
corner of the calaboose, Mr. Peacock had vanished.
Mr. Masterson caught a disappointing
glimpse of him. as he disappeared into Mr. Gallon's hotel.
At this pinch. Mr.
Webster -- Mayor, proprietor of the Alamo and no friend of
Mr. Masterson -- came panting up, a
10-gauge shotgun in his shaking hands. Mr.
Masterson who never forgot his strategy, went instantly and close to
Mr. Webster. Mr. Webster was visibly shaken, and as white as paper.
Mr. Masterson surveyed him -- eye keen
as that of a lynx, six shooter in ready hand.
"What's the matter with
you, Web?" asked Mr. Masterson.
"It's just this. Bat,"
stammered Mr. Webster. ''I'm Mayor of this outfit; and this shooting's got
to stop."
"Well," returned
Mr. Masterson, as steady as a tree, "I
think it has stopped. unless you choose to start it again."
"I'll not start it,"
ejaculated the fervent Mr. Webster.
"Then let me take the
10-gauge," said Mr. Masterson,
soothingly, at the same time claiming that weapon. "It doesn't look well
for the Mayor of
Dodge to
be running about the streets with a shotgun in his hands."
Then the unexpected
happened. Jim
Masterson, not at all dead and buried, but clothed and in his right
mind, came running up. Mr. Masterson
stared as though he beheld a ghost.
"Where have you been?" he
gasped.
"Over in the Wright
House, asleep." returned
Jim, "until your
cannonading woke me up."
There had been trouble
with Messrs. Updegraffe and Peacock on one end of it and
Jim on the other.
Some shooting had taken place, but no one scored. While the brothers stood
talking, Mr. Peacock as closing the incident, sent forth an ambassador who
paid Jim six
hundred dollars -- the casus belli (justification.)
"Get your blankets,"
Mr. Masterson said to
Jim. "Out of town
you go by the next train! I've had to come twelve hundred miles on your
account, to kill one of my friends, and now I won't even let you stay in
the state. Get your blankets; you and I take the next train west!"
"But,
Bat," expostulated Mr. Webster
tremulously, "I've got to have you arrested."
"Be careful, Web!" warned
Mr. Masterson. "I won't submit to an
arrest. Your people here took to shooting at me the moment I got off the
cars; I only defended myself. I give you warning that anyone who attempts
to arrest me will have to arrest me in the smoke."
"Not for downing
Updegraffe," protested Mr. Webster hastily; "that, as you say, was
self-defense. But, Bat, we've passed
some ordinances since you were here -- ordinances against shootin' inside
the town." This last tentatively.
Mr. Masterson smiled: "To ease your
official mind. Web," he said at last, "so it's nothing more than a money
fine, and you don't over-size my pile, I'll stand it."
Thereupon. Mr. Webster, Mayor, cheered up
mightily and fined Mr. Masterson five
dollars for "Shooting inside the city limits;" which sum
Mr. Masterson tossed to Mr. Webster,
who as Mayor. gratefully collected it off the grass.
Added January, 2007
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