Paris Hilton, No Claim to Fame

• "I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy ... I'd rather kiss."

• "I trademarked the phrase 'That's hot' about seven months ago. I've been saying it forever. I want to put it on T-shirts and stuff like that."
• "Nicky and I are different in this crucial way: She's better at shopping than I am."
• "I don't like parties past 2 a.m. Then it's all losers and weirdos."
• "Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her."
• "If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours." - Paris Hilton to romance novelist Jackie Collins.
• "I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

• "I'm the closest thing to American royalty anyway."

• "I'm friends with a lot of guys. I have girlfriends too, but for the most part, I'm friends with guys, because girls are kind of backstabbing."

• Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
• I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
• It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.
• Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

• If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention.

• A true heiress is never mean to anyone-expept a girl who steals your boyfriend" – Paris Hilton

• This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

• All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

• I would never speak to him again after what he did to me. After all the stuff he said about me on Howard Stern? That guy is a joke. - Paris Hilton speaking of sex tape co-star Rick Salomon.

• I have worked very hard to get to where I am.

• I have a very active career.

• "Like, I work every single day. ... I really work my butt off." - Paris to the Today" show's Matt Lauer.

• "What's The Wall Street Journal? Is that good?" - When Hilton's "co-author" Merle Ginsberg congratulated her on hitting The Wall Street Journal's best-seller list.

• "I'm not one of these nasty hos! I don't need ID! My grandfather built this town! Don't you guys ever read the newspaper? Can you even read?" – Paris Hilton to security guards at a Las Vegas club.

Oh, Paris, why are you whining?  You Won!!

Click on this photo to see some kind of "butt flesh" hanging back there!

Useless Facts

Paris Hilton has often been dubbed as the most "useless” celebrity in America.  Unable to claim talent, good deeds, any type of purpose, business acumen, or even a memorable personality, multiple sources bash the beautiful heiress whose only claim to fame is in having made an amateur pornographic video.  By some descriptions of the video, she’s not even "good” in bed. 

Zsa Zsa Gabor is her great aunt.

Few people outside of the New York social scene had ever heard of Paris Hilton until she was dumb enough to get video-taped having sexual relations with Rick Salomon.

Paris is an heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune.

Paris says she coined the phrase "That's Hot!"  Whatever!!  Anyone older than she is has been saying it for years.  However, no one thought it was "hot" enough to have it trademarked.

Paris never graduated from high school.

When Hilton broke off her engagement from Paris Latis, she did not return the 24-carat engagement ring worth approximately worth approximately $5 million.

For her 21st birthday, Paris threw five parties for herself in New York, Las Vegas, London, Hollywood, and Tokyo.

Paris wears blue contact lenses.

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"Fools rush in where fools have been before." - Unknown

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November, 2005

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