"I think the fact that you can buy beauty now is a really good thing." - Courtney Love

"It's the sort of vague calm you get after vomiting... where the vomit itself is rather unpleasant, but when it's over, it brings a kind of strange peace. - Ben Affleck, on what it feels like being out of the Bennifer spotlight.

"I went up there, and I just went blank. So, I bent down, licked his hand and went off." - Bridget Moynahan, actress, describing her meeting with the Pope

"I hate feet. They freak me out. I don't like my own feet, either. There's something about feet that's creepy. I just think they're dirty. I hate any part of the body that can stink that bad." - Tara Reid, actress

"I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. I could have any man in the world" - Anna Kournikova, Russian tennis player. 

"I used to be the future president of the United States." - Al Gore

"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." - Angelina Jolie

"Doesn't that hurt?" - Anna Nicole Smith, on suicide bombers

"I invented the internet." - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"Men don't really like skinny, do they? Ever since I dated a woman, I know what it is to grab a curve on a woman's body. Skinny's not fine when the lights are low." - Angelina Jolie

“The best activities for your health are pumping and humping." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, California Governor and actor

"People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable, just like them. They don't want heroes; what they want is to see you fall."  - Leonardo DiCaprio, actor

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." - Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

“Life is very important to Americans.” - Bob Dole, former Republican United States Senate Majority Leader from Kansas.

"I don't want them once they turn 18." -  Eminem in reference to Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

“Why in God’s name we’re going to punish a man for having sex with his wife when she says, ‘No, not tonight,’ I don’t know.“ - Senator Bud Long from South Carolina.

"Thank God... maybe now he can finally afford to pay my child support." - Pamela Anderson, upon hearing that Tommy Lee was going to be in a new reality series.

"I kinda want to be the Reese Witherspoon of the music industry -- the girl next door who wears a great dress and has great hair." - Jessica Simpson, singer

"I better not find out you're going to be working for that dweeb Jay Leno." - David Letterman, to one of his writers, who announced he's retiring.

"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth."  - Former California Governor Gray Davis, during the recall campaign

"I'm big time. I'm not a made-for-TV movie. I'm big screen, baby...It's a tough role to play--like trying to play Frank Sinatra." - Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss. Incidentally her story wound up on TV.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"Sit by the homely girl, you'll look better by comparison." - Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983

"To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God." - Celine Dion, singer

"People in Portugal, they speak Portugenese don't they?" - Jade Goody, British celebrity

"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe." - Celine Dion

"If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell." - Jennifer Aniston

"I think she'd rather have a nice, intimate wedding and in a way, so would I. But the networks like me... I'm a ratings machine." - Donald Trump on televising his wedding.

"I didn't show up for court because I didn't have a professional bodyguard." - Courtney Love, singer

"I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I am lazy and rich." - Kid Rock, singer

"I thought, you know, I was sort of fat compared to 'Cheers'... But I didn't really know what it looked like until I saw myself, and then I was 'Oh my God.'" - Kirstie Alley, actress, on her denial and realization of her weight gain.

"When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally, I think it means they are good people." - Billy Bob Thornton, actor

"Life is not worth living unless there's a camera around." - Carmen Electra, actress.

"Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many were homosexuals -- the two things seem to go together" - Pat Robertson, evangelist

"Are you trying to say I have a fat ass?" - Nicolette Sheridan, responding to someone who compared her dress to a skimpy number worn by Jennifer Lopez.

"Aren't you Kirstie Alley, that fat actress?" - Gary Busey shouting at a fan who approached him in a Seattle cigar bar and exclaimed, "Oh my God, aren't you Nick Nolte?"

"In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama." - Jean-Claude Van Damme, actor.

"We were dating at the time. I don't know if you heard" - Jennifer Lopez when asked how Ben Affleck ended up in the video Jenny From The Block.

Good looking people turn me off. Myself included.” – Patrick Swayze, actor

"I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... a pulsating force of incredible energy." - David Arquette, actor

"There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift." - Melanie Griffith, actress

"Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want." - Martine McCutcheon, actress

"Be very careful about your cape. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly--trust me. Also, be careful when flushing." - Original Batman Adam West

"I'm really f--king good at my job, and people who are interesting and good know that. That's all that matters." - Gwyneth Paltrow, actress

"Thank you, Brazil" - Alanis Morissette, singer, to a Prevuian Audience

"Well, there are things I don’t really know about, like sentence structure, a beginning, a middle, and an end." - Pamela Anderson, actress

"I love British cinema like a doctor loves his dying patient." - Ben Kingsley, actor

"You have to treat Paula [Abdul] like a poodle, one that you've rescued from the pound and who needs attention" - Simon Cowell, actor

"The only time I use women in films is when they're naked or dead." - Joel Silver, film producer

"If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat?" - Tom Snyder, talk show host

"Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America." - Jerry Falwell, evangelist

"Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart." - Jessica Simpson, singer

"If I want to put tits on my back, that's nobody's business but mine." - Cher

"You need to respect me. You are taking away my shine!" - Bobby Brown, screaming at Usher during a birthday party for Usher.

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" - Excerpt from Bill Clinton's grand jury testimony

"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of...older men who prey on underage women...There are consequences to decisions and...one way or the other, people always wind up being held accountable." - Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy.

“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.” - Hillary Clinton

“We are the president.” - Hillary Clinton

“In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.” - Hillary Clinton

 “I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.” - Mariah Carey, singer, on hearing of the death of King of Jordan

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