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"We are ready for
an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Al Gore, former U.S.
vice president
 "I'm
one of those people you hate because of genetics." - Brad Pitt, actor
"Don't bother. It's totally not worth watching." - Nicole Richie,
telling a friend who was interested in her show The Simple Life.
"The one thing I
do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle
horse." - Jacqueline Kennedy, former first lady
"You
know, everybody makes mistakes when they are president.” - Bill
Clinton, 42nd President of the U.S.
"It's a drag
having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at
the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated." -
Monica Seles, tennis player
 "Just
because I have my standards, they think I'm a bitch." - Diana Ross,
singer and actress
"Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is
tired, hurt and bewildered." - Marilyn Monroe
"There are, I
think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I'm not as
well-known as I am here. I'm a pretty big star, folks - I don't have
to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say." - Bruce Willis, actor
"Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart." - Jessica Simpson, singer
"If I want to put tits on my back, that's nobody's business but mine."
- Cher
"You need to
respect me. You are taking away my shine!" - Bobby Brown, screaming at
Usher during a birthday party for Usher.
"It depends on
what the meaning of the word 'is' is" - Excerpt from Bill Clinton's
grand jury testimony
"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this
problem of...older men who prey on underage women...There are
consequences to decisions and...one way or the other, people always
wind up being held accountable." - Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a
speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy.
"I’m not going to have some reporters pawing
through our papers.” -
Hillary Clinton
"We are the president.” -
Hillary Clinton
"In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many
times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all
to know that I’m keeping a chart.” -
Hillary Clinton
"I
loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.” -
Mariah Carey, singer, on hearing of the death of King of Jordan
 "Life
is not worth living unless there's a camera around." - Carmen Electra,
actress.
"Many of
those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many were
homosexuals -- the two things seem to go together" - Pat Robertson,
evangelist
"Are you trying to say I have a fat ass?" - Nicolette Sheridan,
responding to someone who compared her dress to a skimpy number worn
by Jennifer Lopez.
"Aren't you Kirstie Alley,
that fat actress?" - Gary Busey shouting at a fan who approached him
in a
Seattle cigar bar
and exclaimed, "Oh my God, aren't you Nick Nolte?"
"In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in
the drama." - Jean-Claude Van Damme, actor.
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A
word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the
advice.
"There
is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger
Daltrey, founder of the rock band, Who.
"I'm
very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way
that spiders bother some people." - Boy George, singer
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