"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton, 42nd President of the United States who had an affair with an intern. 
"If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

"That scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." - A congressional candidate in Texas

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield, sports commentator

“For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow.” - David Frost, British Talk Sho2 Host

"The public doesn't care about figures." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, California Governor and actor, discussing his economic views

"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." - Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins

"Are you any relation to your brother Marv?" - Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads." - Vlade Divac, Basketball player

"Rock is really about dick and testosterone. I go and see a band, I want to f@#k the guy - that's the way it is. It's always been that way." - Courtney Love, singer.

“I do not like this word ‘bomb.’ It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera

"Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people... it's like, 'She's pretty and thin, and she's got to have problems... she's messed up.'" - Mischa Barton, British actress

"My urine? Describe my urine in five words? I don't think I can do it in five. Oh --- my year!" - Eva Longoria, actress, when asked to describe her year in five words, she heard urine in five words

"I'm not squeamish at all. As a child, I dragged a dead squirrel home on a skateboard, cut it open and tried to look at its brain." - Jessica Biel when asked if all the fake blood in filming 'Blade" Trinity' bothered her

"I wish we lived in the day where you could challenge a person to a duel." - Senator Zell Miller to Chris Matthews, during a heated interview on Hardball.

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I'm still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - California Senator Barbara Boxer
 
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money." - Everett Dirksen, Congressman

"You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat." - Mike Tyson, boxer

"In the early 80's, I was pretty innocent and confused. I was like Marie Osmond, only with bigger eyelashes." - Boy George, singer

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

"I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." - Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, speaking at Harvard

"I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world." - Angelina Jolie 

"Radio has no future." - Lord Kelvin, 1897

“I don't see what the big deal is about same-sex marriages. Every married couple I know has the same sex all the time.” - Jim Rosenberg, author.

"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player

"This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important." - H. Ross Perot, major Texas businessman and former presidential candidate.

"We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles." – Arizona Governor Wesley Bolin

"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." - Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

"I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song." - Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor's breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas.

"I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people" - Pamela Anderson, former playmate.

"Lindsay will always keep growing. She'll do a film and get an Academy Award, and no one will remember her boobs." - Lindsay Lohan's mother

"I know this sounds ridiculous, but I like guys with love handles. I hate a washboard stomach - that does not turn me on." - Tara Reid, actress

"I just love my new big boobs. They are so great." - Julia Roberts commenting on one of the side effects of pregnancy.

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed" - Brad Pitt, actor.

"I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them." - Russell Crowe, actor

"Underwear is such an emotional thing." - Elle MacPherson, actress

"I miss the warm smell of urine and beer on the subway." - Alicia Keys, singer, on not taking the subway anymore. 

"A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas . I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn't. I was freaked out about it, but then I was, like, well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem." – Anna Nichole Smith, former playmate

"I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized that I didn't understand she had to explain: 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I understood." – Brooke Shields Us too, but our mothers measures in bicycles.]

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