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 "I'm
not Jacko, I'm Jackson...
'Wacko Jacko' - Where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have
a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me, it's
not nice." - Michael Jackson
"That's not a
place where I'm considered good-looking." - Mark Hoppus,
founding member of the pop
punk band blink-182,
on why he's never been to Kenya.
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on." - Samuel
Goldwyn, early
Hollywood
movie producer.
"A proof is a
proof. What kind of proof? It's a proof. A proof is proof. And when
you have a good proof, it's because it is proven." - Canadian Prime
Minister Jean Chrétien
"To me, the
greatest book of all time is "The Bible" because there's some
religious stuff in it!" - Jim Rosenberg, author.
 "I
get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million
dollars there, it's so petty." - Imelda Marcos,
former First Lady
and a political figure in the Philippines.
"We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert
Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking
a short holiday to recover." - Parish Magazine
"Sometimes they
write what I say and not what I mean." - Basepall Player Pedro
Guerrero on reporters.
"Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama." -
Beyonce Knowles, singer and actress.
"Pitching is 80%
of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers,
baseball player.
"I think the team
that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5." -
Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player
 "People
hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy,
internationally famous genius." - Jerry Lewis, comedian
"Does the album
have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music
reviewer
"I want all the
kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to
copulate me." - Andre Dawson, former professional baseball player, on
being a role model
"The internet is a
great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential
candidate
"Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by
trawlers and nets." - British government report on why cod fish are
disappearing from the North Sea
"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - Radio
broadcaster, UK
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
"I wouldn't run
for president. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house." - Bono,
lead singer, U2
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg
Norman, Golfer
"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
 "I
have the stardom glow."
- Jennifer Lopez, singer
"The doctors
X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean, former professional
baseball player
"A bachelor's life
is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn, early
Hollywood
movie producer.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Danny Ozark, Phillies
manager
"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's
thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is."
- Ron Fairley, Giants' broadcaster
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"Only
two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and
"You
can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real
dinosaurs begin." - Laura Dern, actor, about the special effects in
the movie 
"I
can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had
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