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Immense
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Low expense
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Ed's wife
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His chin was not
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Homicide
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A birthday kiss
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Now shave
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Pa's razor blade
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All you other
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Modern soul
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Soaring rents
Still half a pound
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Easy marks use 'em
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Always refuse 'em
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You would
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Dunk bearded lovers
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Ring in the new
What good can
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Half a dollar
Still will buy
Half pound jar
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The kisses
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My boy
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Every season
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Now try the reason
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Cause crashes
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Substitutes
Resemble
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Follow and follow
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To Car
To
Gates ajar
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If every sip
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With zip
Then your sipper
Needs a zipper
Burma-Shave

Broken romance
Stated fully
She went wild
When he
Went wooly
Burma-Shave

Pa likes the cream
Ma likes the jar
Both like
The price
So there you are
Burma-Shave

Brother speeders
Let's
Rehearse
All together
"Good morning, Nurse!"
Burma-Shave

Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not
Amusing
Burma-Shave

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Also See:

The Old Harvey House Hotels & Cafes

Signs of the Mother Road

Stuckey's is Reborn!

Valentine Diners Across the Mother Road

The Whiting Brothers Empire