Five
Hundred
Thousand
Men
Use
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Cheer up face
The war is past
The "h" is out
Of shave
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For
Half a dollar
At the drug store
Simply holler
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Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
On the shelf
In some
Museum
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Six
Hundred
Thousand
Men
Use
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1880 A.D.
Straight razor and
Shaving soap
1930 A.D.
Safety razor and
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The 50 cent jar
So large
By heck
Even the Scotch
Now shave the neck
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When you wake
Tougher than
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Modern man
Spreads it on
Pats it in
Shaves it off
See him grin
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Buy a tube
Use it one week
If you then want
Your money back
Send us the tube
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Hinky-dinky
Parley voo
Cheer up the face
The war
Is thru
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Eight
Hundred
Thousand
Men
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Take a tip
For your trip
No wet brush
To soak
Your grip
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Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
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Early to bed
Early to rise
Was meant for those
Old fashioned guys
Who didn't use
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Goodbye! shaving brush
Old men look younger
Young men look handsomer
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A trip
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A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
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Try a tube
Its cooling
Power
Refreshes like
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One shave lasts
All day through
Face feels
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Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
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Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
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Two
Hundred
Thousand
Men
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Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Spread on thin
Above the collar
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One pound 85 cents
Half pound 50 cents
Big tube 35 cents
Don't put it off
Put it on
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Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some
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Shaving brushes
Such a bother
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Looks good
To
Father

Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves like down
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I use it too
The bald man said
It keeps my face
Just like
My head
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Grandpa's
Out with
Junior's date
Old technique
With brand new bait
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In your grip
You've always
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Finger tip
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One look at Jim
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Back at him
He needed
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Can let you down
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Without
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That big blue tube
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Can't be wrong
Who keep
Their husbands
Right along in
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We're widely read
And often quoted
But it's shaves
Not signs
For which we're noted
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Men who
Have to
Travel light
Find the 35 cent tube
Just right
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It gave
McDonald
That needed charm
Hello Hollywood
Good-by farm
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That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
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Around
The curve
Lickety-split
It's a beautiful car
Wasn't it?
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If Crusoe'd
Kept his chin
More tidy
He might have found
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Feel your face
As you ride by
Now don't
You think
It's time to try
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If anything
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Your Jill
A little jack
For this jar will
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That barefoot
Chap
With cheeks of tan
Won't let 'em chap
When he's a man
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Is what
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Then get
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The one horse shay
Has had its day
So has the brush
And lather way
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